Be Kind To Your Coworkers

Content I have setup GIT, with precommit and postcommit checks ... created an automatic deploy between our three environments. Was it really necessary to spend one month for that? We're a two-person startup.. ..and prepared a comprehensive doc with coding conventions and all data model guidelines! Solid foundations. it's important.. CommitStrip.com

Being the "debugging wizard" on your team is a curse disguised as a compliment. Sure, you're respected for your skills, but now you're drowning in everyone's nightmare tickets while they work on the shiny new features. Your reward for competence? More pain. The ultimate programming career trap—excel at something difficult and that's all you'll ever do again.

Oh, the DEVASTATING irony! When you're unemployed, you've got infinite time to work on side projects, learn new frameworks, build that SaaS empire you've been dreaming about. Your brain is practically SCREAMING with ideas and creativity, just absolutely BURSTING with potential! But the SECOND you land that job? *poof* Your creative energy vanishes into the void like it never existed. Now you're employed, making money, and what do you get? A tiny, pathetic little RGB light setup to stare at while your brain runs on fumes. All those grand plans? Gone. That revolutionary app idea? Forgotten. Your GitHub contribution graph? Flatlining harder than your motivation. You spent 8 hours debugging someone else's spaghetti code, sat through three meetings that could've been emails, and now you're supposed to open your laptop and... code MORE? The audacity. The sheer AUDACITY of expecting productivity after being productivity-ed all day.

Content I turn 20 and my daughter turns 1 today (we have the same birthday). Look what my dad did:

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudly): I STOLE IT

Content opens up light-theme IDE rProgrammerHumor: "Weldon't do that here"