Handling Change Requests

The evolution of open source maintainer pain is beautifully chronicled here. We've gone from dealing with WordPress folks who thought sudo apt-get install python was black magic, to corporate legal departments demanding you add a PATENTS file and comply with their 47-page contributor agreement, to now... AI-generated garbage PRs that look just plausible enough to waste your time reviewing them. The real kicker? That security researcher questioning whether the SQLite CVEs are legitimate or just hallucinated by some LLM that learned security from Stack Overflow comments. We've reached peak dystopia where you can't tell if you're triaging actual vulnerabilities or debugging an AI's fever dream. At least the WordPress magicians were real people who eventually learned. These bots? They'll keep submitting the same nonsense forever with unwavering confidence. Fun fact: "hallucinated by AI" is now a legitimate reason to close issues, right up there with "works on my machine" and "user error."

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Ah, the modern "programmer" who only knows how to prompt ChatGPT. Nothing says "I've mastered coding" like typing "Write me a function that..." instead of actually learning syntax. Ten years of experience? More like ten minutes of experience with an AI that does the heavy lifting. The rest of us spent years debugging pointer arithmetic while these folks are getting violently rejected at technical interviews the moment someone asks them to reverse a linked list without digital assistance.

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When your senior dev writes the same statement in both the if and else blocks because "it needs to execute in both cases," you know you've witnessed peak logic. Like, congratulations on discovering the most inefficient way to write code that could've just existed outside the conditional. But hey, she's the tech lead now, so clearly the universe rewards this kind of galaxy-brain thinking. The title references Cursor (the AI-powered code editor) which would absolutely roast you for this kind of redundancy. Even the dumbest autocomplete would be like "bro, just put it before the if statement." But nope, human intelligence prevails once again in the worst possible way.

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