Press Any Key To Continue Your Existential Crisis

Loading screen user interface Waiting Keyboard input Distraction Ui design Focus Rubber duck debugging

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Press Any Key To Continue Your Existential Crisis

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That moment when you're mentally preparing for a complex algorithm to finish processing, only to realize you've been staring at a "Press any key to continue" prompt for the last 5 minutes. Your CPU is just sitting there at 0.1% utilization while your brain is at 100% wondering why nothing's happening. The rubber duck debugging method works great until the duck is silently judging your inability to read simple instructions.

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