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Content Junior dev trying to convince others that they should rewrite the entire app instead of just adding that one feature

Copilot: "I executed the Python code" but forgot the actual code part! Classic AI assistant move - all results, zero implementation. That's like a chef saying "I cooked the meal, here's your empty plate!" The timestamp is there, but where's the datetime.now().strftime() magic that made it happen? Developers staring at this response are left to figure out the datetime formatting incantations themselves. The irony of an AI coding assistant that skips the most important part - the code!

The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. On "Weeding Day" we're in our natural habitat—pajama pants, hoodie, looking like we just crawled out of a cave after a 72-hour debugging session. But when that RTX 4090 and 64GB RAM finally arrive? Suddenly we're suited up like we're attending our code's wedding. Nothing transforms a developer faster than new hardware. The irony is we'll be right back in those pajamas within 24 hours, but for one glorious moment, we're James Bond installing drivers.

Content When you're fresh out of college, and get your first iob with terrible Legacy Code

Content WHEN THE CLIENT WANTS TO SCRAP SOMETHING YOU SPENT HOURS DEBUGGING

Content Who think Al productivity gains will bring raises or reduction of working hours ? Who has been able to transform their Github Copilot productivity gains into raises or working hours reduction ?