Change requests Memes

The absolute HORROR of someone asking you to change your masterpiece! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY! Here we have Spider-Man (the experienced dev) telling his mini-me that his code is basically carved in stone tablets and brought down from Mount Sinai. "Permanent code" is the greatest myth since "temporary solutions" - it's just a dramatic way of saying "I wrote this spaghetti nightmare at 2am and I'm terrified to touch it again because THE WHOLE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!" Let's be honest, we've all written that one feature where even WE don't remember how it works anymore. The boss dares to request a simple change and suddenly you're contemplating a career change to goat farming. 🐐

Ah, the mythical "permanent code" - that legendary state where your spaghetti mess becomes suddenly immutable when change requests arrive! 🕸️ Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like a boss casually suggesting "small tweaks" to a feature you cobbled together with duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow answers at 3 AM. The code is balanced so precariously that touching it might summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell. Pro tip: Just like Spider-Man's webs dissolve after an hour, your "permanent code" excuse has a similar expiration date. But hey, at least it buys you enough time to update your resume!