Poorly Optimized SQL: The Empty Promise

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Poorly Optimized SQL: The Empty Promise

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That crushing moment of defeat when your SQL masterpiece—a sprawling labyrinth of JOINs and subqueries that took half your day to craft—finally executes without errors... only to mockingly return an empty result set. The database equivalent of applauding your own funeral. The player's face-down position perfectly captures that special kind of developer despair where you're not even angry anymore—just disappointed in yourself, the database, and possibly the entire concept of relational data.

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