AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
The AUDACITY of the universe to transform my MAGNIFICENT software architecture into... whatever that monstrosity is! 💀
Left side: My GLORIOUS initial design - elegant microservices, perfect documentation, seamless CI/CD pipeline... basically software PERFECTION incarnate.
Right side: The horrifying REALITY after three sprints - a shopping cart grilling meat on a lawn. Basically what happens when deadlines, scope creep, and "just one more feature" collide in a spectacular dumpster fire of technical debt.
I swear I had DIAGRAMS and everything! DIAGRAMS!!!
