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How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
3 days ago 70.2K views 0 shares
How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao
The AUDACITY of my brain to think I can build a full-stack AI-powered blockchain app with real-time everything when I can barely remember how to center a div! 💀 The gap between my grandiose vision and my actual knowledge is so vast you could fit the entire npm registry in it. Meanwhile, I'm over here Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while my project plan looks like it was written by a tech CEO during a fever dream.

I Have No Comments To This
Agile Devops Programming Testing
7 days ago 64.1K views 0 shares
I Have No Comments To This
The eternal dance of software development in two frames: a developer screaming internally while trying to estimate how long a project will take, juxtaposed with a project manager gleefully promising impossible deadlines to clients. It's like watching someone calculate the precise dimensions of a coffin while their boss is already selling tickets to the resurrection. The developer knows whatever number they give will be arbitrary and wrong, yet the PM has already promised the client they'll deliver a full enterprise system by next Tuesday. And thus begins another project destined to join the 70% that fail or exceed their budgets. But hey, at least the client is temporarily happy!

It Will Only Take 2 Days
Programming Webdev Agile Debugging
9 days ago 72.6K views 0 shares
It Will Only Take 2 Days
The optimism-to-reality pipeline in software development is brutal. That moment when you convince yourself a new VS Code project will be quick and clean... then fast forward to a month later when your desk looks like someone electrocuted a rainbow. The "2-day estimate" is the biggest lie in tech, right up there with "the code is self-documenting" and "we'll refactor later." Those tangled wires are basically the physical manifestation of your codebase after scope creep, technical debt, and four desperate StackOverflow visits at 2 AM.

The Main Thing Is To Survive Until The Final Result
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
22 days ago 73.1K views 1 shares
The Main Thing Is To Survive Until The Final Result
Ah, the classic software development lifecycle as interpreted by aeronautical engineering! Started with dreams of launching a space shuttle, ended up with a paper airplane. You know your project is doomed when the requirements start with "We're building the next SpaceX" but the budget says "We have $12 and some paperclips." The steady devolution from space shuttle (ambitious architecture) to fighter jet (scaled back but still impressive) to small prop plane (bare minimum viable product) to paper airplane (whatever ships on deadline) is the universal language of project management despair. The real miracle is that anything flies at all. Ship it!

Changed For Life
Agile Devops Programming
1 month ago 62.6K views 0 shares
Changed For Life
Nothing ages a developer quite like an agile project. You start all fresh-faced and optimistic at kickoff, convinced you'll build something revolutionary in two-week sprints. Three months later, you're a hollow shell muttering "that's out of scope" in your sleep while staring at a burndown chart that only goes up. The transformation from "we can do anything!" to "please just let this end" happens faster than a Node.js deprecation cycle.

The Five-Minute Fibonacci Fantasy
Math Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 97.7K views 0 shares
The Five-Minute Fibonacci Fantasy
Oh sweet summer child, you thought drawing a Fibonacci spiral would be a quick little task? THE AUDACITY! One minute you're like "I'll just whip up this simple mathematical pattern" and the next thing you know, you're in the seventh circle of algorithm hell, questioning your life choices while drowning in research papers about the golden ratio and recursive number sequences. It's the classic developer trap - what seems like a 5-minute job morphs into an existential crisis where you're suddenly contemplating if the universe itself follows the Fibonacci sequence. The look of pure defeat in that second panel is basically my soul leaving my body every time I underestimate a "simple" coding task.

The Delights Of Programming
Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 months ago 78.9K views 0 shares
The Delights Of Programming
The AUDACITY of our own brains to betray us like this! In our heads, we're building the next revolutionary app that will change HUMANITY FOREVER. But the moment fingers touch keyboard? ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Suddenly we're sobbing internally while writing "Hello World" with 47 syntax errors. The dream: elegant architecture and flawless algorithms. The reality: frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 900th time while questioning every career choice that led to this moment of pure despair. It's like planning a gourmet meal and then burning cereal!

Every New Project Be Like...
Agile Webdev Devops Programming Frontend
2 months ago 90.8K views 0 shares
Every New Project Be Like...
Ah, the eternal dance of delusion! The top panel shows a developer having an existential crisis trying to estimate project time—because apparently calculating how long it takes to build something that's never been built before is totally reasonable. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the Project Manager, already promising the client it'll be done by yesterday with a smile that screams "I've just committed us to digital seppuku." The perfect representation of why we all have trust issues and caffeine addictions. The PM's optimism is adorable—like watching someone confidently walk into a glass door while giving a TED talk about spatial awareness.