Especially If It's Not Your Code

Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Feature creep Legacy code Code maintenance Spaghetti code Code quality Code complexity Highway analogy

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Especially If It's Not Your Code

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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of adding ONE MORE FEATURE to code that's already a tangled nightmare of spaghetti highways! 💀 That simple little "1001st thing" transforms your beautiful intersection into an absolute HELLSCAPE of confusion! And honey, when it's someone else's code? You might as well throw your computer out the window and change careers! That one tiny requirement is the difference between sanity and needing therapy for the next six months! The mental breakdown is not a possibility—it's SCHEDULED!

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