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SWEET MOTHER OF PERL! That regex is not validating emails—it's summoning a demon from the seventh circle of programming hell! 😱 Look at that monstrosity! It's like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while simultaneously trying to solve world hunger and decrypt alien transmissions. This is what happens when the regex author was clearly paid by the character and had a vendetta against future developers. And the error code? 32001? That's just code for "we've lost all hope and sanity in this codebase." Anyone who claims to understand this abomination is either lying or needs immediate psychiatric evaluation!

Finally, a parenting hack that works! Nothing strikes fear into a child's heart quite like the threat of memory management and pointer arithmetic. "Clean your room or face the wrath of segmentation faults" is basically the modern equivalent of "eat your vegetables." That C++ book might as well be titled "Traumatize Your Child with Undefined Behavior." Honestly, making kids debug a dangling pointer is probably banned by the Geneva Convention.

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