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Just One More Year I Can Feel It

Just One More Year I Can Feel It
Ah, the annual domain renewal dilemma! That moment when you're faced with two buttons: admit your side project is as dead as a COBOL mainframe, or fork over another $12 to keep the dream on life support. We've all got that dusty GitHub repo with three commits from 2019 that was going to "revolutionize" something, but instead just revolutionized our domain registrar's profit margins. The sweating intensifies as you think, "This is definitely the year I'll finish my revolutionary URL shortener that somehow also mines cryptocurrency!" *clicks renewal button*

The New Project Nightmare

The New Project Nightmare
The graveyard of abandoned side projects rises from the depths to drown you while you excitedly reach for that shiny new GitHub repo. It's the developer's version of object permanence—if you can't see those half-implemented features and uncommented functions, they don't exist! Until your hard drive runs out of space from 37 different folders named "final_project_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v2". The cognitive dissonance is real: your brain convincing you that this time you'll definitely finish that microservice architecture while the ghosts of your past React components, unfinished Python scripts, and that one Rust project you started after watching a single YouTube tutorial all lurk beneath the surface.

Silence, Current Side Project

Silence, Current Side Project
The eternal ritual of the programmer: commanding the current side project to remain silent while being seduced by the siren call of a shiny new idea. That dopamine hit from starting something fresh is just *chef's kiss* - while your half-finished projects collect digital dust in that special GitHub folder we never speak of. The cemetery of "I'll get back to this later" grows another tombstone.

Don't We All

Don't We All
The eternal developer paradox: a mind full of brilliant GitHub repositories that will never see the light of day. We all have that folder of half-started projects with incredible READMEs and zero commits. "I should just end it tbh fam" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your 15th revolutionary app idea will join the graveyard of your other 14 revolutionary app ideas. The cat's judging stare is basically your conscience watching you open a new VS Code window instead of finishing literally anything else.