Devs Structurizing Their Code

Refactoring Clean code Best practices Developer habits Overengineering Functions Architecture Code structure Utils Code organization

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Devs Structurizing Their Code

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Ah yes, the classic "let me massively over-engineer this simple problem" approach. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like creating an entire utils file just to house that one sad, lonely function that converts a string to uppercase. It's like buying a mansion for your pet rock. Sure, your code structure might look impressive in the pull request, but we all know you're just trying to make those 3 lines of code feel important.

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