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I'm An Independent Coder And I Don't Need No Library

I'm An Independent Coder And I Don't Need No Library
Every developer has that phase where they think reinventing the wheel is somehow more efficient than using a battle-tested library. Sure, why use a well-documented, community-supported JavaScript library when you could spend three weeks creating your own utils folder that's basically a worse version of Lodash? The best part? By the time you're done, you've created 1000 utility functions that do things like "add two numbers" and "check if a string is empty" - functions that probably already exist in the standard library. But hey, at least you understand every line of code in your bloated codebase, right? Nothing says "professional developer" quite like maintaining your own implementation of leftPad() . Pro tip: Your future self will hate current you when they have to debug your custom date formatting function at 2 AM instead of just importing moment.js or date-fns.

Devs Structurizing Their Code

Devs Structurizing Their Code
Ah yes, the classic "let me massively over-engineer this simple problem" approach. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like creating an entire utils file just to house that one sad, lonely function that converts a string to uppercase. It's like buying a mansion for your pet rock. Sure, your code structure might look impressive in the pull request, but we all know you're just trying to make those 3 lines of code feel important.