Developers Vs Users

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While everyone's fighting over whether React is better than Vue or if TypeScript is worth the hassle, COBOL developers are just sitting there eating their lunch, completely unbothered, making six figures maintaining banking systems from 1972. The language is older than most developers' parents, yet it still runs 95% of ATM transactions and 80% of in-person transactions. Banks literally can't find enough COBOL programmers, so they're paying obscene amounts to anyone who knows it. Meanwhile, the rest of us are rewriting our apps in the framework-of-the-month for the third time this year. Job security? More like job immortality. Those mainframes aren't going anywhere.

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Content every documentary about serial killers: "he was alone, he had no friends, he had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home" Programmers:

Oh honey, they've done it! They've finally found the most pretentious way to say "QA Engineer" without actually saying it! 💅 "Vibe Code Tester" is what happens when a startup's HR department snorts three lines of buzzword bingo and decides traditional job titles are sooooo 2010. Next thing you know, they'll be asking for "Code Emotion Analysts" and "Syntax Feng Shui Consultants" with 10+ years experience in a framework that was invented yesterday. The future isn't AI replacing us—it's us desperately trying to sound irreplaceable!