Developers Vs Users

Content man i am tired of this shit i know right

Content Ajaanz 10 ajaanz If you are a new programmer I just want vou to know me and all of my colleagues with years of experience Google the most basic things 9:07 AM 91822 Twitter for iPhone

The perfect irony of programming in one image: Person asks "I need some pointers" and the universe responds with a C++ article about auto return types. It's like asking for directions and getting a dissertation on the aerodynamics of walking. Nothing says "welcome to programming" like asking a simple question and getting buried under an avalanche of technical minutiae that's simultaneously related yet completely unhelpful. The compiler of fate has no warnings—just errors.

You know that developer who swears their code is "self-documenting" because they used variable names like x , data2 , and doStuff() ? Yeah, reading their code is basically archaeology. You're standing there like Indiana Jones trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics, except instead of unlocking the secrets of a lost civilization, you're just trying to figure out why they nested seven ternary operators inside a forEach loop. "Self-documenting" is code for "I was too lazy to write comments and now you're going to suffer." Spoiler alert: your clever one-liner that saves three lines of code isn't clever when it takes 30 minutes to understand. Write the damn comments.

Homer Simpson proudly showing off his bare chest to announce a "NEW REVOLUTIONARY 10X FASTER DATABASE!" while boasting it "DOESN'T WRITE TO DISK, NO ACID" is basically MongoDB in a nutshell. Just like Homer's brilliant ideas, MongoDB sacrificed ACID compliance (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, Durability) for speed, making it the perfect choice for developers who think data integrity is just a suggestion. Sure, your queries will fly—right until your server crashes and your precious data vanishes into the void. It's the database equivalent of removing your car's brakes to make it go faster. Revolutionary indeed!

Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes 17 Ricky rickhanloni Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 17 41 554 ( Dec 12 1 the squirrel in the tree Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 4 17 21 377