CS Majors Be Like

Picture this: bright-eyed freshman walks into their first CS lecture thinking they're about to become the next tech billionaire with FAANG offers raining from the sky like confetti. Cut to reality—they're one of approximately 47,000 other CS majors with the exact same dream, all competing for the same positions. It's giving "main character syndrome meets brutal market saturation." The confidence? Astronomical. The job market? Absolutely RUTHLESS. Nothing says delusion quite like thinking a degree alone is your golden ticket when there are literal armies of clones with identical résumés flooding every entry-level position. But hey, at least they're all suffering together in their data structures class!