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The Ultimate Homework Automation Hack
Programming Javascript Python Backend
4 days ago 67.1K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Homework Automation Hack
Why do the assigned task when you can build an entire automated system to avoid it? Nothing says "CS student energy" like spending 10x the effort to hack a solution rather than just watching those damn videos. College Board probably wanted to teach API integration anyway, right? The real lesson was the GraphQL queries we wrote along the way. Every developer knows that automating a 1-hour task with a 10-hour solution is the true mark of genius. It's not laziness—it's efficiency at scale . Future you will thank present you... maybe.

My College Professors Be Like...
Algorithms Webdev React Javascript Programming
1 month ago 104.7K views 0 shares
My College Professors Be Like...
College professors living in 2010. Rejecting modern frameworks and buzzwords with a dismissive hand, but absolutely glowing at the prospect of making students implement bubble sort for the 47th time. Nothing says "preparing you for the industry" like coding algorithms nobody's written from scratch since the Bush administration.

The Ultimate Sarcasm Converter In .NET
Csharp Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 83.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Sarcasm Converter In .NET
Behold, the ultimate college programming assignment: solving internet arguments with a .NET WinForms app! Instead of creating a sophisticated algorithm, this brilliant student built a "sarcasm converter" that transforms normal text into that mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB format. The button literally says "cOnVeRt" with alternating caps—the universal syntax for sarcasm in the digital realm. Somewhere, a professor had to grade this masterpiece while questioning their career choices. The irony? This student probably spent more time on this than an actual assignment would have taken.