Corporations Are Not Your Friends

Content How I am with my computer: How I act when people ask me to fix theirs: VA SGAG.GUM.

Content What do you do? Iwork at Google, you? I google at work.

In an era where devs frantically chase the latest frameworks, AI tools, and VSCode extensions, this rebel just casually admits they're using the same hardware they were born with. 🧠 Meanwhile the rest of us are installing 47 Chrome extensions, subscribing to 3 AI coding assistants, and still googling how to exit Vim for the 900th time. Revolutionary concept: actually thinking before coding!

Content Dunning-Kruger Effect High Plateau of Sustainability Peak of "Mount Stupid" Confidence Normal Dunning-Kruger Slope of Enlightenment Valley of Despair Low Know nothing Competence Guru What programmers actually feel Dunning-Kruger Effect High Peak of Mount Stupid Peak of "MouPeak of "Moureak of "MouPeak of "MourPeak of "Moueak of "MountPeak of "Mount Stupid Valley Valley Valley o valley us.. Valley of Despair Valley of Despair Low Know nothing Competence GUrU Proari

Left side: You meticulously calculating digital roots by converting to string, looping through digits, summing them up, and recursing until you get a single digit. Right side: That one-liner wizard who knows that n%9 or n and 9 does the exact same thing because of mathematical properties nobody remembers from school. Your code works. Their code works faster and makes you question your entire career. Just another Tuesday in programming.

Content CS student final year You're weak. CS student first year I'm you.