Business model Memes

Tech companies promising "democratized AI for everyone" until you ask about pricing is the tech industry's oldest bait and switch. Sure, they're "being honest" about making AI available—just conveniently forgetting to mention it'll cost you the equivalent of a car payment. And that awkward moment when the customer actually thanks them for the privilege of being financially drained? Pure Stockholm syndrome that every product manager dreams of.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute PEAK of startup innovation right here! 🙄 Some genius had the REVOLUTIONARY idea to... *dramatic pause*... make API calls to OpenAI. That's it. That's the entire business model! While everyone else is trying to be the "New Facebook" or "New Snapchat," this visionary is basically saying "let's be the middleman for technology that already exists and charge for it!" It's like opening a store that sells... trips to the actual store. THE AUDACITY! THE VISION! Silicon Valley investors are probably THROWING their money at this groundbreaking concept as we speak! Next week's brilliant startup: "We click buttons for you!"

The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"