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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of being a junior developer! 😭 Here we have the most PERFECT representation of tech hierarchy ever created! The massive locomotive labeled "Project" is being pulled by a tiny toy train labeled "Junior Developer" while the Project Manager and Senior Developer just... STAND THERE... watching the poor junior do ALL THE WORK! The junior is literally CARRYING THE ENTIRE PROJECT on their inexperienced shoulders while the higher-ups supervise from a safe distance! The audacity! The drama! This is basically every junior's first six months in tech - doing the impossible while everyone else "provides guidance." And by guidance, I mean watching you struggle while occasionally shouting "you're doing great!" 🙄

The classic "let me know if you need anything else" client interaction has reached its final form. Some non-technical person casually asking you to "write my entire app" while they nap is the modern equivalent of "can you fix my printer while you're here?" Except now they want you to build the next Facebook during their power nap. The sinister wojak response is every developer's inner monologue when clients have absolutely no concept of time, effort, or reality. We smile politely while internally plotting to make their app harvest data and addict users... because that's totally how programming works, right?

The four stages of programmer self-image vs reality: Non-techies think we're hardware wizards fixing computers with screwdrivers. Parents imagine us as rocket scientist geniuses inventing the next NASA breakthrough. Meanwhile, we picture ourselves as brilliant algorithm architects solving complex mathematical problems that would make Einstein sweat. The brutal truth? We're just professional Googlers typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—and I mean nobody —remembers that godforsaken API without looking it up.

Content Rewriting all the code from scratch is quicker than fix that bug CHANGE MY MIND

The Pink Panther chopping down the entire tree trunk instead of just the branch holding the axe - that's junior developers in a nutshell. "I'll just refactor this small function" and suddenly the entire codebase collapses. Nothing says "I improved the code" like deleting 500 lines without understanding why they were there in the first place. The senior devs watching in horror as production goes down because "that legacy code looked messy." Trust me, that "unnecessary" code was probably keeping your authentication system from imploding.