Control

Ctrl+s Save habits Developer anxiety Keyboard shortcuts Code paranoia ide Workflow Muscle memory Autosave Data loss

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Control

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When you hit Ctrl+S for the 500th time in 10 minutes and your IDE minion dares to question your saving habits! 😂 The eternal struggle between the anxious developer who saves obsessively after every semicolon and the poor computer that knows nothing has actually changed. But that paranoia after losing work once is FOREVER! No amount of autosave features will cure this trauma - just let me spam that save button in peace!

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