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So the entire internet is basically a Jenga tower held together by C developers who still think dynamic arrays are black magic, a Linux foundation that somehow hasn't collapsed yet, unpaid open-source maintainers (bless their souls), AWS charging you $47 for breathing, Cloudflare doing the actual work, and Rust evangelists launching themselves into space. Meanwhile, you're up there at the top with your WASM and V8, blissfully unaware that your entire existence depends on left-pad not getting deleted again, CrowdStrike deciding to push untested updates on a Friday, Microsoft doing... whatever Microsoft does, and DNS being held together by what appears to be an underwater cable and prayers. But sure, your React app is "production-ready." Sleep tight.

Content ARE YOU DOING PROGRAMMING FOR FUN? YEAH. I LOVE BEING MENTALLY CHALLENGED. WELL I'M GLAD YOU'VE COME TO TERMS WITH IT. THANKS! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.n

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