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Ah, the ancient debugging technique of adding random print statements and somehow it works. You've evolved from writing elegant algorithms to becoming a caveman programmer grunting "print variable see problem." The code is still terrible, the architecture is questionable, and you have no idea why it works—but hey, it works! Now you're just sitting there, contemplating your life choices while staring into the void like a primitive creature who discovered fire by accident. Intellectual superiority achieved through printf debugging.

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Content I've been Programming for over 10 years. So you're, like, really good then?

Startups in 2024: "We can't afford competitive salaries or decent benefits, sorry." Also startups: *Drops $500k/month on OpenAI API credits for their chatbot that nobody asked for*. The AI gold rush has VCs throwing money at anything with "agent" in the pitch deck while actual human developers are getting equity that's worth less than Monopoly money. Because why hire three senior engineers when you can subscribe to five different AI tools that hallucinate code and call it "autonomous development"? Fun fact: The average AI agent subscription costs more per month than what some startups pay their junior devs. Priorities, people.

Content 1 was feeling bad about my code so I went outside and take a run. And then I realised my code isn't the only thing that can't run.