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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of those unit tests! 💅 Strutting around with their green checkmarks while the actual code is having a full-blown existential crisis! It's like building a perfect replica of the Titanic in your bathtub and declaring "Ship works fine!" while the real one is still at the bottom of the ocean! The disconnect between passing tests and working software is the ultimate developer gaslighting. "But my tests said it works!" Yeah, and my horoscope said I'd find love this year, yet here I am, alone with my debugger at midnight! 🙄

Content Game-Breaking Bug Fixed The game breaking "stuck on Hey" bug has been fixed. The glitch did not allow the player to proceed past the first message of any level. The cause of this is very interesting. We tried on many machines but were unable to replicate the bug. It seemed like it was affecting players at random. After looking through the discussion posts and reviews, I started to notice a pattern. All reviews and messages sent were from people that are from places that were not North America. So the question was: what's the difference between a American computer and a non-American computer? Well when you are texting a message in the game and pause for a moment and then delete we tell the game to pause for a certain amount of time. for example 1.7 seconds. But decimal separators en wikipedia.orai are different in different countries (ex: 1.7 vs 1,7). This caused the game to either error or wait for an absurd amount of time before proceeding. In short, countries using decimal commas caused the game to break whereas countries using decimal points did not. TL;DR: The game is fixed now! Please enjoy.

Content pls be careful with "rm -r" and also back up ur stuff (regularly, thnx! It's a soft link, like the one I tried to remove, get it?

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Bragging about 10k lines of code per day is like bragging about eating 47 hot dogs in one sitting. Sure, it's technically impressive, but everyone knows you're going to regret it later. When 35% of those lines are tests, you're really just admitting you write 6,500 lines of actual code without anyone checking if it works first. No code review, no pair programming, just raw unfiltered chaos being committed straight to main. The real question isn't about regression bugs—it's about when the entire codebase achieves sentience and decides to quit.