Confidence > Correctness

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22 days ago 413,763 views 0 shares

Confidence > Correctness

startup-memes, solo-founder-memes, confidence-memes, debugging-memes, deployment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Solo founder energy right here. Holding the rifle backwards with the scope pointed at their own face while confidently aiming at their next billion-dollar startup. The recoil's gonna be a surprise feature, not a bug. Ship it to prod, we'll fix it in post-mortem. Investors love conviction, and nothing says "I know what I'm doing" quite like a self-inflicted deployment strategy. The MVP stands for "Most Violent Prototype."

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