Mvp Memes

Ah, the classic solopreneur delusion! Why validate your idea with a simple landing page when you can disappear into the engineering rabbit hole instead? Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like meticulously crafting a CI/CD pipeline for an app that literally nobody asked for and probably never will. The true entrepreneurial spirit: ignoring market validation in favor of building infrastructure that would impress your developer friends... if only they cared. But hey, at least you'll have the most robust deployment system for your zero users!

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal struggle of developer psychology laid bare! 😭 In the middle, we have the DRAMATIC PERFECTIONIST with an IQ of 100, literally SOBBING because their precious app isn't ready! "I need the right logo! More courses! Learn SEO!" Honey, your app will NEVER be ready with that attitude! Meanwhile, the beautiful idiots on both ends of the bell curve (IQ 55 and 145) are just like "Ship it and see what happens" with ZERO ANXIETY and the emotional stability of a ROCK. They've transcended the mortal fear of imperfection! This is why your side project has been "almost ready" for THREE YEARS. Just ship the damn thing already! Perfection is the enemy of done, sweetie! 💅