The Digital Light That Breaks Reality

THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL OF GAME PHYSICS! 😱 Just as you're about to drift off to sweet slumberland, your brain VIOLENTLY yanks you back to consciousness with the EARTH-SHATTERING revelation that virtual lamps in video games are somehow emitting ACTUAL PHOTONS into your room! The audacity! The treachery! As if game developers weren't content with stealing our sleep through addictive gameplay, they've now programmed light sources to transcend the digital-physical barrier! Next thing you know, water levels will be flooding our living rooms and enemy fireballs will set off the smoke detectors!