Common Sense Is Uncommonly Rare

Ah, the infamous RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers) - the networking protocol we never needed but definitely deserved. Some network engineer looked at carrier pigeons and thought "yeah, that's reliable infrastructure." The punchline here is brutal - a dead bird labeled as "packet loss." When your ping times are measured in hours and your data packets can be taken out by neighborhood cats, maybe fiber optic isn't so bad after all. Still better uptime than some cloud providers I've worked with though.

Terry, the mythical unicorn of development. Spends two decades crafting his own OS (because apparently existing ones weren't painful enough), yet somehow manages to write commit messages that don't read like encrypted ransom notes. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here with our "fixed stuff" and "updated things" commits, wondering if we should just give up and become goat farmers.

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When your Vue.js component mounts and decides to load the entire universe into memory. That's not AI replacing us—it's recursive template nesting replacing our sanity! The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple component and kept saying "just one more nested group" until they created function names longer than most people's commit messages. The real irony? This code runs perfectly fine until someone needs to debug it, at which point they'll need therapy, not ChatGPT.

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Ah, the classic refactoring fantasy vs reality! You start with spaghetti code (literally), dream of transforming it into this beautiful, organized spider web of elegant architecture... but end up with slightly different spaghetti that's maybe 2% better. It's like promising yourself you'll clean your entire room but just moving the pile of clothes from the chair to the bed. The refactoring illusion claims another victim! At least you can tell your team you "improved the codebase" while they squint really hard trying to spot the difference.