Cant Be Bothered

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Cant Be Bothered

documentation-memes, engineers-memes, technical-writing-memes, code-comments-memes, developer-life-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!

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