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The AUDACITY of someone asking if C and C++ are friends! 💅 Honey, that's like asking if your ex and their upgraded version get along! C is standing there like "Absolutely NOT" while C++ is all "Actually, I can use everything they own, so... yes!" The DRAMA! C++ literally took C's syntax, added object-oriented fabulousness, and then had the NERVE to claim compatibility! It's the programming language equivalent of stealing someone's wardrobe and then saying "we share clothes!" The relationship status? It's complicated, darling!

When your PR shows "-9,953" lines of code and your manager gives you a thumbs up. Nothing says "senior developer" like knowing what code not to write. The most efficient code is the code that doesn't exist. Somewhere a project manager is frantically updating their burndown chart while wondering how to report "negative progress" to stakeholders.

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In the tech kingdom, having 500 GitHub followers makes you actual coding royalty. Meanwhile, 2 million YouTube subscribers is just another Tuesday for content creators. The brutal truth? That GitHub knight earned those followers through blood, sweat, and carpal tunnel—one commit at a time. No algorithm boosting you for saying "smash that star button." Just pure, hard-earned respect from fellow developers who actually understand what you're doing. 500 GitHub followers means you've probably saved thousands of developers from contemplating career changes at 3 AM.

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