Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

Now I understand why this game's been in Early Access for a decade. The code's a beautiful disaster - global variables everywhere, hardcoded dialogue IDs, magic numbers, and enough switch-case statements to make a CS professor weep. My favorite part is the instance_destroy() call that just... nukes something when you've had lunch with someone? Classic indie game spaghetti where nothing's refactored because "it works, don't touch it." This is what happens when passion projects grow beyond their initial scope without architectural planning. The road to game dev hell is paved with good intentions and global variables.

Someone just opened a GitHub issue on the Claude Code repository asking if they can rebook their Eurowings flight. Complete with a phone number, in German, and everything. They even filled out the "Preflight Checklist" confirming they searched existing issues and are using the latest version of Claude Code. The best part? It's labeled as "invalid" but honestly, this is the most valid thing I've seen all week. Someone clearly confused an AI coding assistant's GitHub repo with Eurowings customer service. Either they're having the worst day ever, or they're testing if Claude Code can literally do everything . Spoiler: it can't book flights. Yet. Props to them for following the issue template though. If only actual bug reports were this well-formatted.

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Looks like we've reached peak dystopia. Your git client is now serving ads for mobile games during commits. Next up: your compiler will pause halfway through to ask if you'd like to watch a 30-second video for extra optimization flags. Remember when our tools just... did their jobs without trying to sell us stuff? Those were the days. At least they're offering $20 off something you'll never buy, so there's that.

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