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What we're witnessing here is the legendary Stack Overflow answer that spawned a thousand nightmares. This unhinged masterpiece isn't just explaining why you can't parse HTML with regex—it's having a complete existential breakdown about it. The answer starts reasonably enough before descending into cosmic horror territory with gems like "HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide" and "Z̸̯̀A̸̯̿L̸̯̀G̸̯̿Ò̸̯ IS COMING." It's basically the programming equivalent of "don't feed the Mogwai after midnight" except with more eldritch abominations. And honestly? The answer is technically correct. Using regex for HTML parsing is like performing surgery with a chainsaw—theoretically possible but guaranteed to end in tears and therapy sessions.

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This programmer just executed the most beautiful integer overflow exploit in history! First wishing for wishes to be counted as an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295 wishes), then ensuring the subtraction happens after the wish completes (avoiding the "no more wishes" rule), and finally wishing for 0 wishes which causes an underflow to 4,294,967,295! The genie's face says it all - he just got absolutely destroyed by a classic buffer overflow vulnerability. This is what happens when you don't sanitize your inputs, magical beings!