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Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

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2 months ago 106,981 views 0 shares

Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

startup-memes, ideas-memes, programming-memes, equity-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

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