Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

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Palantir, the company that already has government contracts for surveillance tech, teaming up with NVIDIA to build AI spying software? Yeah, that's totally not concerning at all. Just two tech giants casually collaborating on what's essentially Skynet's little brother while everyone sips their coffee like "this is fine." The dog sitting in a burning room has never been more relatable. Privacy advocates are screaming, civil liberties lawyers are having aneurysms, but hey—at least the AI will run on those sweet RTX 5090s with ray-traced surveillance, right? The future is here, and it's got CUDA cores and a government clearance.

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GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

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Ah yes, the classic job posting requiring 710 years of Android experience. Must have started developing apps during the Medieval period, right after finishing your daily jousting practice. Maybe they're looking for someone who coded Android apps on parchment scrolls? £400/day seems a bit low for someone who's been coding since before electricity was invented. Time travelers only need apply!