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Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

Programming Webdev Agile

2 months ago 111.6K views 0 shares

Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

Okay Let's Talk

Gamedev Unity Programming

4 months ago 110.1K views 0 shares

Okay Let's Talk

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of non-programmers approaching developers with their "brilliant" game ideas! 🙄 The first panel: "I have a great idea for a game..." *IMMEDIATE REJECTION* Because sweetie, ideas are a dime a dozen and your "revolutionary concept" is probably just Flappy Bird with cats. But the second panel? "...and I've already created the graphics, 3D models, sound effects, music and everything else you'll need." *INSTANT ATTENTION* NOW we're talking! You've actually done the hard part instead of expecting me to manifest your fever dream into reality for exposure and a pizza! The bar is literally on the floor and you somehow managed to step over it!