Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare

amazon terraform Infrastructure Cloud costs Ec2 Billionaires Jeff-bezos

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Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare

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Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"

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