Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare

When you're a government entity trying to decide between two equally terrible options: either hack into AWS to steal data, or just physically bomb their data centers. The joke here is the absurd false dichotomy – like these are the only two viable strategies in a government's playbook. But wait, there's a third option that nobody asked for: just send them a politely worded subpoena! Governments be sweating over this choice like they're picking between rm -rf / and sudo rm -rf /* . Spoiler alert: they probably already have a backdoor API key anyway.

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Initial joy: "Half the internet is down due to AWS outage." Perfect excuse to slack off and blame the cloud gods. Crushing reality: "JIRA is still working." Somehow the one tool tracking your productivity survives the apocalypse. The universe has a sick sense of humor. Your tickets aren't going anywhere, buddy.

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