If Books Had Dark Mode

Developers have been SO spoiled by dark mode that they literally can't comprehend reading anything on a white background anymore. Someone went ahead and created a dark mode Bible because apparently even the word of God needs to be eye-friendly at 2 AM during a coding session. White pages? In THIS economy? Absolutely not. We've reached peak developer culture when religious texts get the same treatment as VS Code themes. Your retinas have been pampered by #1e1e1e backgrounds for so long that regular books feel like staring directly into the sun. Reading has never been more comfortable for the chronically online developer who refuses to acknowledge daylight exists.