Be A Real Programmer

engineering Optimization Automation Efficiency Corporate Workplace Leadership Teamwork

Programming Devops Agile

26 days ago 112,489 views 0 shares

Be A Real Programmer

automation-memes, corporate-memes, leadership-memes, programming-memes, efficiency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The corporate food chain, visualized perfectly. A boss points and yells from the cart while others pull. A leader joins the trenches and pulls alongside the team. But a programmer? That mythical creature automates the whole damn thing and pulls the cart alone while everyone else sits back and enjoys the ride. The face says it all - seething with quiet rage and muttering about how they could've just used Kubernetes for this.

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