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Google's Android R update includes a method called isUserAGoat() that now deliberately returns false "to protect goat privacy." The hilarious part? This is an actual method in Android that once checked if you had a goat simulator app installed. In Android R, they've "upgraded" it with advanced goat recognition technology, but now it always returns false for "privacy reasons." It's the perfect example of developer humor hidden in production code. Someone at Google spent actual engineering hours on goat-related API documentation while the rest of us struggle with basic UI alignment.

Content Did you refactor? What did it cost? Yes 96 Errors Descrintion A 126 Warnings 0 of 12 Messages Everything

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Content from os import libdir r"D: Programmes Python Lib" libs listdir(lib dir) libs.remove("antigravity.py") libs.remove("this.py") for lib in libs: try: exec("from s import " lib) except: pass print("Hello World")

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