Be A Real Programmer

When you can mentally rotate a 4D hypercube in your head but suddenly become illiterate when asked to visualize nested loops. The buff doge confidently shows off his spatial reasoning skills, while the wimpy doge just stares at four nested for-loops like they're written in ancient Sumerian. The punchline? That glorious cascade of closing brackets: } } } } – the telltale sign of someone who either writes machine learning code or has given up on life. It's the programming equivalent of those Russian nesting dolls, except each doll contains existential dread and off-by-one errors. The title references Lisp's infamous parentheses situation, where closing a function looks like )))))))) – except now we've upgraded to curly braces. Progress!

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