At The Core Of Each Programmer

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At The Core Of Each Programmer

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The eternal battle within every developer's soul: the responsible black wolf saying "keep your current job" versus the delusional white wolf whispering "quit your job and build an app nobody wants."

That second wolf is the reason why there are 47 different to-do list apps on your phone right now, all with exactly one user. It's also why your friend keeps talking about his "revolutionary" idea that's basically just Uber but for walking people's goldfish.

The first wolf pays your bills. The second wolf is why you have 17 half-finished GitHub repositories that haven't been touched since 2019.

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