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The eternal battle between localhost and production environments depicted as an epic fantasy showdown. Your code runs flawlessly on your machine (the almighty localhost god), but dares to challenge the chaotic beast that is the US-East-1 AWS region, where dreams go to die and uptime promises are shattered like that tiny warrior's hope. The difference between "works on my machine" and "surviving in production" isn't just a deployment—it's crossing dimensions into a hellscape where different rules apply.

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Nothing says "I'm a web developer" quite like sending someone a local file path at 6:16 AM. The sweet irony of claiming ChatGPT built you a "website" when all you've got is an HTML file sitting in your Downloads folder. Bonus points for the dramatic "your job is done for" declaration. Sure buddy, the entire web development industry is trembling at your revolutionary C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html that probably has all the functionality of a digital paperweight. Next time maybe learn what "hosting" means before declaring the robot apocalypse.

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