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At Least It Compiles

Technical debt Code quality Compiler warnings Programming shortcuts Senior developer Workarounds Deadline pressure Quick fixes Ignoring warnings

Programming Debugging Testing Devops

1 year ago 243,542 views 0 shares

At Least It Compiles

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The yellow character is panicking about compiler warnings while the green character, clearly a senior dev who's seen it all, just slaps a flower emoji on it. It's the programming equivalent of putting a decorative band-aid on a broken leg. Sure, the code compiles, but those 43 warnings are just sitting there... menacingly. This is basically what happens when the deadline trumps code quality. "Ship it now, fix it never" as the ancient developer proverb goes.

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