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It Works, Don't Touch It
Programming AI Debugging Testing
12 days ago 141.3K views 0 shares
It Works, Don't Touch It
The traffic light is literally hanging by a thread but still functioning—just like that spaghetti code you wrote at 3 AM with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments. Sure, it violates every engineering principle known to mankind, but the unit tests pass! That red light stopping traffic is the digital equivalent of your monstrosity somehow preventing production crashes while your tech lead silently weeps during code review.

At Least It Compiles
Programming Devops Debugging Testing
2 months ago 78.8K views 0 shares
At Least It Compiles
The yellow character is panicking about compiler warnings while the green character, clearly a senior dev who's seen it all, just slaps a flower emoji on it. It's the programming equivalent of putting a decorative band-aid on a broken leg. Sure, the code compiles, but those 43 warnings are just sitting there... menacingly . This is basically what happens when the deadline trumps code quality. "Ship it now, fix it never" as the ancient developer proverb goes.

The Great Spacing War: Hackathon Edition
Frontend Webdev Programming
2 months ago 106.1K views 0 shares
The Great Spacing War: Hackathon Edition
The eternal battle between proper CSS and raw HTML hacks plays out in hackathon form. On the left, the purist frontend dev having an absolute meltdown over someone using multiple <br> tags for spacing. On the right, the chaotic neutral coder who's just trying to ship something before the deadline hits. Ten years in the industry and I still see senior devs using five <br> tags in production. Why learn margin-bottom when you can just slam the enter key a few times? The real hackathon spirit isn't elegant code—it's whatever unholy abomination gets you to the demo on time.