A Thankless Job With A Million Iterations

Developer lifecycle Production bugs Technical debt Project management Burnout Debugging hell Code maintenance Spongebob Developer experience

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A Thankless Job With A Million Iterations

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The classic developer lifecycle in two frames. Day 1: Bright-eyed SpongeBob sitting up straight, practically vibrating with optimism about that shiny new project. "This time I'll document everything properly!" Day 217: A hollow-eyed husk of a sponge, drowning in production tickets that somehow all require hotfixes yesterday. The transformation from "I'm going to revolutionize this codebase" to "I regret every career choice that led me here" happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Bonus points if you're fixing bugs in code you wrote during your Day 1 enthusiasm.

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