A Thankless Job With A Million Iterations

Content Boss: youshouldntbeusingcamelcaseforthisproject Me: youShouldntBeUsingCamelCaseForThisProject

Content Tweet angy doc2gec "'m in the fucking trenches" i mutter to myself as i sit in my herman miller aeron chair in comfort of my own apartment in new york city and write a 100-line unit test 20:31 01 Apr 22 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people There are 4 rules I wish P NP

Content Jtech63 itech63 Hey RobinhoodApp did someone forget to add isleap() to your python module? Imagine losing thousands of dollars because someone didn't code for the leap year. It's looking for 303 data and throwing errors out the ass. robinhoodapp 3:31 ibb.co Origin is not allowed by Access-Control-Allow-Or retsXASEhours2020-83-83' com has been ble 15:27:16.330 Uncaught (in promi 'se) Error: Request has been termini the network is offline, unloaded, etc. Request.BPaq. Request. crossDomainError (Vendor-465a691 chunk. 15:2) 15:27:16.331 - Uncaught (in promise) Error: Request has been terminated

The eternal workplace dichotomy laid bare! Designers will fight to the death over who came up with the rounded corner first, while programmers are basically running a communist utopia of code ownership. Left side: Designer 1 politely suggests they had similar ideas. Designer 2 goes full rage mode, accusing theft like it's the heist of the century. Right side: Programmer 1 openly admits to code theft with zero shame. Programmer 2 responds with the ultimate defense mechanism: "It's not my code" – the programming equivalent of "I don't even want it anyway." Welcome to software development, where nobody wants to own the bugs but everyone wants credit for the pretty buttons.

Who needs proper branching strategies when you can just dump everything into one glorious commit? The top shows a complex git branch workflow with multiple feature branches merging together - you know, what they teach in those fancy "best practices" courses. Meanwhile, the bottom shows what we actually do: one straight line of commits because who has time for that organized nonsense? Nothing says "I'll fix it in production" quite like bypassing code reviews and merging directly to main. Git blame? More like git shame.