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Just About To Migrate

Just About To Migrate
The eternal PHP framework migration that never happens. Two devs locked in an epic Laravel vs Symphony ping-pong match while new hires gradually realize they've joined a company stuck in framework purgatory. The best part? They're still using this "we're about to migrate" line as a recruiting tactic. It's like telling someone you're "about to start that diet" for 7 years straight. The codebase is probably held together with duct tape, prayers, and deprecated functions at this point.

When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel

When Your PHP Credentials Are More WordPress Than Laravel
SWEET MOTHER OF DEPENDENCY INJECTION! ๐Ÿ’€ The absolute TRAGEDY of finding another PHP developer at your 20th reunion only to discover they're a total FRAUD! The poor soul is desperately nodding along to terms like "Eloquent guy" and "Doctrine dude" while their brain is SCREAMING in confusion! And the final nail in the coffin? They're building *gasp* WORDPRESS WEBSITES while pretending it's "worldwide SaaS"! The betrayal! The deception! The sheer AUDACITY of claiming PHP knowledge when you can't tell Symfony Messenger from a text message! This is why we have trust issues in the developer community!

Best Websites Are Written In PHP - Fight Me

Best Websites Are Written In PHP - Fight Me
PHP has been declared dead more times than a horror movie villain, yet somehow it's still powering like 80% of the web. The language that everyone loves to hate but secretly depends on is basically the tech equivalent of that cockroach that survives the nuclear apocalypse. Modern frameworks? Got 'em. Composer package management? Check. Type hinting? Sure, why not. Meanwhile, the "cool kids" with their shiny new JavaScript frameworks are on version 47.3.2 and your app broke because someone updated a dependency by one minor version. PHP's secret to immortality? It just works. No idea how. No idea why. It just refuses to die, much to the chagrin of computer science professors everywhere.

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

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