Their Silence Is Deafening

Content Async OxAsync Never seen a more retarded programming language in my life. This returns 15 ? php echo "5 days" "10 more days" ? ProdrammerHumor 15

Content Tools And why vou Learn Them? Python Science Java C 3 Billion Devices College C Lagacy JS HTML5 Style CSS JavaScript React Work Dhp PHP You don't have a life Rust J You wanted to be a Plumber Swift You're forced to blink twice if so) Dev Tools J You want to flex on your non technical friends

Oh honey, buckle up because this is a MASTERCLASS in how to absolutely obliterate security for twenty years straight. Someone really looked at password reset codes and thought "you know what? Let's just use the current time and a random number under 10,000, hash it, and call it a day!" The predictability here is *chef's kiss* catastrophic. Since microtime() gives you the current timestamp and they're only adding a teeny tiny random number, an attacker could literally just... try a bunch of combinations around the current time. And then they're only taking 6 characters from the MD5 hash? That's like locking Fort Knox with a diary lock from Claire's. The fact that this code was PUBLICLY VISIBLE on GitHub for a DECADE while millions of users trusted their accounts to this digital wet paper bag of security is the kind of corporate negligence that should come with a free therapy session for every affected user. Someone's LinkedIn is about to get a lot quieter.

Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.

Oh honey, they really thought they did something here. "Trespassers will be forced to debug PHP code" – yeah, because nothing says "effective deterrent" like threatening people with the digital equivalent of medieval torture. Plot twist: every developer who sees this sign is immediately breaking in just to prove they can survive the chaos. It's like telling a masochist "don't touch that, it hurts" – you're basically BEGGING them to do it. The sign might as well read "Free punishment for people who hate themselves!" because debugging PHP is the kind of pain that makes you question your entire existence and career choices. 10/10 would trespass again just for the thrill.

Taylor Otwell just disabled GitHub issues and told people to "just describe bugs to an AI and open a PR" because apparently that's easier than dealing with issue reports. Spoiler alert: someone immediately took him up on it and submitted an AI-generated PR. The rejection letter is *chef's kiss* - a masterclass in politely saying "did you seriously just copy-paste ChatGPT output into my framework?" The whole "thoughtful human insight into the codebase" bit is code for "please actually read the docs before letting the robot write your contribution." So yeah, turns out when you tell people to use AI to contribute to open source, you get... AI contributions. Who could've predicted this? It's like closing the front door and being surprised when people start coming through the windows you just opened. The real kicker? He closed it "last week" - probably took about 3 days to realize this workflow creates more work than it saves. Open source maintainers can't catch a break.