Friday Motivation: No Excuse Too Absurd

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Friday Motivation: No Excuse Too Absurd

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Ah, the classic "no excuses" motivational poster with a twist. Sure, if some morally bankrupt CEO can juggle multiple catastrophes of his own making AND still find time for Coldplay, you can definitely learn PHP. Though frankly, both choices are questionable life decisions. At least PHP doesn't require alimony payments.

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