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The job market hierarchy in full display! First panel: hopeful programmer asking if anyone needs their services. Second panel: crushing rejection and existential crisis ensues. Third panel: suddenly someone needs a developer! Fourth panel: plot twist—it's for PHP and the dramatic lightning effects perfectly capture every modern developer's internal screaming. The ultimate programming food chain where PHP sits at the bottom of the desirability spectrum. Even desperate unemployed devs have standards! It's basically the equivalent of saying "I need someone to maintain this COBOL codebase from 1972 with zero documentation."

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