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Case Sensitivity And Naming Conventions
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1 day ago 95.1K views 0 shares
Case Sensitivity And Naming Conventions
Ah, string manipulation in different languages - where consistency goes to die. Java's split() and C#'s Split() both follow sensible naming conventions, but then PHP comes along with explode() like that one developer who insists on naming variables after Pokémon characters. Ten years into my career and I still have to Google this function name every time I touch PHP code. It's like the language was designed by someone who thought "How can I make this as confusing as possible for people coming from literally any other language?"

What I Actually Understood
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21 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
What I Actually Understood
Someone said to make function names self-explanatory, and buddy took it literally . The irony is palpable as they create a function called "selfExplanatory" with increasingly chaotic casing and naming conventions, then ask "Am I doing it right?" Meanwhile, the only response is just an opening parenthesis - the universal symbol for "I've given up trying to explain this to you." Nothing says "I understand coding best practices" like completely missing the point while technically following instructions.

When Variable Names Get Lost In Translation
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1 month ago 76.0K views 0 shares
When Variable Names Get Lost In Translation
When naming variables, cultural context matters more than you think. Some poor French programmer just trying to be descriptive with his data analysis functions - Anal_in , Anal_out , anal_insertion , and the masterpiece Anal_compare - accidentally created the most uncomfortable code review in CS history. Ten years of coding experience and I still can't bring myself to abbreviate "Analysis" in my variable names. Not after The Incident™ of 2011 when our offshore team's perfectly innocent code made the entire San Francisco office spit out their kombucha simultaneously.

The Evolution Of Function Naming Clarity
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2 months ago 105.4K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Function Naming Clarity
The evolution of function naming clarity across programming languages! The meme shows how the same concept gets progressively mangled: JavaScript: Beautiful, clean promptUserAndCloseProgram() function declaration. Python: Still readable with snake_case prompt_user_and_close_program() . Java: Verbose but understandable public static void promptUserAndCloseProgram() . C++: Complete descent into madness with nStC* pmptusrnclxprg(nStC* stcd) - vowels? Who needs 'em! Readability? Never heard of it! It's the programmer's journey from "I write self-documenting code" to "I'll remember what this does" to "what the heck did I write last week?"

Naming A Method At 5 AM
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4 months ago 130.6K views 0 shares
Naming A Method At 5 AM
Behold, the desperate clarity of 5 AM coding. When documentation is just too formal and you need a method name that truly captures your state of mind. The best part? It's actually functional code that checks if the player is in the main menu or slaughtering enemies. Nothing says "I'll refactor this before code review" like a method name that would make HR file paperwork. Spoiler: it never gets refactored.