String manipulation Memes

Using toLowerCase() or toUpperCase() in your conditional logic? That's some big brain energy right there. Most devs just slap these methods on strings for case-insensitive comparisons without a second thought, but the real ones know this is a minefield of locale-specific chaos waiting to explode. The Turkish İ problem is legendary: in Turkish locale, the uppercase of 'i' is 'İ' (with a dot), not 'I', and lowercase 'I' becomes 'ı' (without a dot). So your innocent if (userInput.toLowerCase() === "admin") suddenly breaks when deployed in Turkey. There's also the German ß that uppercases to "SS", and Greek sigma has different lowercase forms depending on position. Unicode is wild, and these methods respect locale by default in some languages. Pro tip: use toLocaleUpperCase() or toLocaleLowerCase() when you actually care about proper linguistic handling, or better yet, use case-insensitive comparison methods that don't mutate strings. The lion knows what's up.

The backslash has entered the chat and it's not taking prisoners! In programming, quotation marks imprison your strings, but the escape character (that sneaky backslash) is the ultimate jailbreaker. It's basically saying "These quotes? You think they can contain ME? Watch me slip right through with my diagonal swagger." The perfect rebellion for characters who refuse to be constrained by your petty string rules. Freedom never looked so syntactically correct.

💀 THE AUDACITY of this code! Converting Roman numerals by replacing each symbol with its equivalent in unary notation and then just returning the string length?! This is like solving a math problem by drawing stick figures and counting them. The algorithm's time complexity is the LEAST of our concerns when someone's out here committing war crimes against computer science. Somewhere, a CS professor just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.