We Ignored The Signs

Remember when dial-up modems made that absolutely demonic screeching noise every time you connected to the internet? Yeah, turns out that wasn't just random noise—that was your computer literally screaming in agony about what humanity was about to unleash upon itself. The machines were trying to warn us! They knew what was coming: spam emails, Twitter arguments, Stack Overflow condescension, JavaScript frameworks multiplying like rabbits, and production bugs at 2 AM. But did we listen? NOPE. We just sat there like "hehe internet go brrr" while our poor modems wailed prophecies of doom. Now here we are, drowning in npm packages and regex nightmares, and honestly? We deserve it.