Communication tools Memes

Saying "I love Microsoft Teams" unironically is basically a medical emergency. The meme uses the classic stroke symptoms format to suggest that anyone who genuinely enjoys Teams might need immediate neurological evaluation. Teams is notorious for being a resource-hogging Electron app that somehow manages to consume 2GB of RAM just to send a "👍" emoji. It crashes during important meetings, has a UI that changes every other week, and its notification system is about as reliable as a random number generator. The search function? Let's just say it's faster to scroll through six months of chat history manually. But hey, at least it's better than Skype for Business... right? Right?

Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed is the tech equivalent of Old Yeller. After acquiring Skype for $8.5 billion in 2011, Microsoft has been slowly putting it out of its misery while Teams gets all the attention. The once-revolutionary VoIP platform is now just waiting for the final bullet as Microsoft prepares its eulogy. The irony? They're killing it with the same cold efficiency that Skype used to kill your CPU resources.

The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!