Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

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Networking Security Devops

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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

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SWEET MOTHER OF ETHERNET! What you're witnessing is the ULTIMATE revenge plot - a server rack that's been turned into a chaotic spaghetti monster of cables by a recently fired IT person! 😱

That disgruntled network admin clearly thought, "You want to terminate ME? I'll terminate your ENTIRE NETWORK!" The absolute DRAMA of those green cables cascading everywhere like some deranged networking waterfall!

This is why smart managers revoke server room access BEFORE delivering the pink slip. Otherwise, you'll be spending the next THREE WEEKS playing "which-cable-goes-where" while your entire company screams about being offline. Pure. Network. CHAOS.

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