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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

Networking Security Devops

2 days ago 98.6K views 0 shares

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ethernet Cables

SWEET MOTHER OF ETHERNET! What you're witnessing is the ULTIMATE revenge plot - a server rack that's been turned into a chaotic spaghetti monster of cables by a recently fired IT person! 😱 That disgruntled network admin clearly thought, "You want to terminate ME? I'll terminate your ENTIRE NETWORK!" The absolute DRAMA of those green cables cascading everywhere like some deranged networking waterfall! This is why smart managers revoke server room access BEFORE delivering the pink slip. Otherwise, you'll be spending the next THREE WEEKS playing "which-cable-goes-where" while your entire company screams about being offline. Pure. Network. CHAOS.

Git Push Origin Master: The Million Dollar Termination Strategy

Git Security Devops Programming

6 months ago 200.5K views 0 shares

Git Push Origin Master: The Million Dollar Termination Strategy

The nuclear option for any developer with commit access. Nothing says "I choose violence today" quite like force-pushing to master without code review. In most companies, this is the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm while simultaneously deleting the production database. Five million dollars? Please. The sheer chaos you'd create would be priceless—and your termination paperwork would probably be processed before the build pipeline even finishes failing. Bonus points if you do it on a Friday at 4:59 PM right before a holiday weekend.