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CTO proudly announces they've migrated 95% of their infrastructure to the cloud, throwing around buzzwords like "resilient," "scalable," and "modern" to a room full of impressed stakeholders.
Then someone asks the uncomfortable question: "Doesn't that mean we're entirely dependent on—" but gets cut off by the true believer shouting about best practices and industry standards. Nothing can go wrong when you follow the herd, right?
Cut to: Cloudflare goes down and the entire internet breaks. Major outage. Good luck!
Boss nervously asks how much of their infrastructure is affected. The answer? That 95% they were bragging about.
But don't worry! The good news is they're only down when everyone else is down too. Misery loves company, and so does vendor lock-in. Who needs redundancy across multiple providers when you can just... hope really hard that AWS/Azure/GCP stays up?
Turns out "cloud-native" sometimes just means "native to someone else's problems."
