The Actually Complete Web Stack

The internet: a towering Jenga stack of technologies where one sneeze could bring down half the web. At the bottom, you've got Linux doing the heavy lifting while DNS pretends it's not held together with duct tape and prayers. AWS and Cloudflare are just there collecting rent on the whole operation. The real MVPs? Those unpaid open-source developers who fix critical bugs at 2AM because someone complained on GitHub. Meanwhile, V8 and WASM are up there making "things happen in the web" while Microsoft flies around like an Angry Bird, doing whatever Microsoft feels like today. And AI? Just a tiny appendage bolted on that everyone pretends is driving the whole machine. The perfect representation of what happens when you build civilization on a foundation of "it compiled, ship it."