Starting To See A Pattern Here

Copilot Tech giants Automation Job security minecraft Tech acquisitions

Microsoft Programming Cloud AI Azure

1 month ago 251,804 views 0 shares

Starting To See A Pattern Here

microsoft-memes, ai-memes, azure-memes, copilot-memes, tech-giants-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The grim reaper of tech has arrived! Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated while simultaneously showing off their crown jewels: Azure, Microsoft 365, and... Minecraft? Nothing says "we're revolutionizing the future" quite like having AI write your code while you're busy acquiring every gaming studio on the planet. Next update: "Microsoft is a corporation that turns developers into LinkedIn profile updaters." The skeleton isn't just decoration—it's a visual representation of your career after the AI finishes "optimizing" your job description.

More Like This

RegEdit says 'Windows 10 Pro'

Microsoft Windows Programming

3 years ago 80.5K views 0 shares

RegEdit says 'Windows 10 Pro' | windows-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Windows 1 Windows 10 with a new taskba made with mematic

GNU/Linux system is supposed to be better right??? Guys???

Microsoft Windows Linux

2 years ago 63.0K views 0 shares

GNU/Linux system is supposed to be better right??? Guys??? | linux-memes, ux-memes, windows-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ME FAILING SETTING UP MY DEV ENVIRONMENT IN WINDOWS ME FAILING SETTING UP MY DEV ENVIRONMENT IN LINUX

Remember Not To Broadcast Your Login Credentials On National Television

Microsoft Security Programming

3 months ago 222.4K views 0 shares

Remember Not To Broadcast Your Login Credentials On National Television

OH. MY. GOD. Someone just casually broadcasted their Microsoft session operator password (literally "Sab001") and then had the AUDACITY to remind everyone to use their personal credentials for minimum apps! 💀 This is the security equivalent of locking your front door but leaving a note on it saying "KEY UNDER DOORMAT" in neon letters. The security team is probably having simultaneous heart attacks right now while hackers are sending thank-you cards to the TV station! The absolute IRONY of a sign telling people to protect their credentials while broadcasting the password to millions is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Security through obscurity? More like insecurity through publicity!

Ms Edge

Microsoft Frontend

1 year ago 25.8K views 0 shares

msEdge | microsoft-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When your hand slips and you accidentally open Microsoft Edge e

All She Had Was Bloatware And Attitude

Microsoft Hardware Windows Linux

4 months ago 293.2K views 0 shares

All She Had Was Bloatware And Attitude

Ah, the classic Windows 11 anime girl who judges your hardware specs and practically begs you to upgrade. She's that pushy OS personified - judging your "obsolete computer" while insisting she's too "advanced" for your pathetic machine. Fast forward to when you finally buy a new rig, and she's all excited... until you drop the Linux bomb. That look of utter betrayal when you choose the penguin over her proprietary nonsense? Priceless. After 20+ years in tech, nothing's more satisfying than watching Windows' market share slowly erode while it desperately adds more telemetry and rounded corners. Your PC, your choice - and sometimes that choice is freedom from nagware with an attitude problem.

When you need some motivation

Microsoft Android Programming Java Frontend

4 years ago 72.3K views 0 shares

When you need some motivation | android-memes, microsoft-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content If you ever feel useless, just remember that someone had to port Micosoft Edge to Android 1 89 15:26 edge news24 EDGE News24 Edge Ad News24 Credible news source 4.0 FREE e Microsoft Edge Microsoft Corporation 4.3 FREE EDGE Mobigame S.A.R.L. 4,5 R 33,97 ProdrammerHumor.io