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So the entire internet is basically a Jenga tower held together by C developers who still think dynamic arrays are black magic, a Linux foundation that somehow hasn't collapsed yet, unpaid open-source maintainers (bless their souls), AWS charging you $47 for breathing, Cloudflare doing the actual work, and Rust evangelists launching themselves into space. Meanwhile, you're up there at the top with your WASM and V8, blissfully unaware that your entire existence depends on left-pad not getting deleted again, CrowdStrike deciding to push untested updates on a Friday, Microsoft doing... whatever Microsoft does, and DNS being held together by what appears to be an underwater cable and prayers. But sure, your React app is "production-ready." Sleep tight.

The classic interrogation technique applied to tech bros who pad their resumes. Someone claims they "use AI to write code" and "develop enterprise applications," but when pressed for specifics, they're really just making webpages. The punchline hits different because there's a massive gap between building scalable enterprise systems and throwing together HTML/CSS landing pages, yet both can technically be called "development." The Microsoft certification in the title adds another layer of irony—Microsoft offers legitimate professional certifications for Azure, .NET, and enterprise technologies, but "HTML Professional" isn't exactly the flex you'd expect from someone building enterprise apps. It's like saying you're a Michelin-starred chef because you can make toast.

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Content Post SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Subscribe I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites. 4:20 12 Apr 24 91.1K Views 70 Reposts 19 Quotes 1,592 Likes 154 Bookmarks 17 SwiftOn Security SwiftOnSecurity 4h Replying to SwiftOnSecurity I have never found a problem that can't be solved with Microsoft Access. Software developers are scamming everybody by just making everything look difficult. These people spend more time on their build chains and python environment than doing anything that benefits humanity. Q14 1712 371 1 16.8K SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity 4h The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program! They have these cheatsheets they pass around called "libraries" where the good programmers have already made the important stuff, and the normal ones just chain it together! Most of the code they run isn't theirs! 15 1725 436 la 18.7K