Tech acquisitions Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! GitHub, our beloved code sanctuary, is apparently ditching actual features we've been BEGGING for to play corporate musical chairs with Azure! 💀 That adorable Octocat figurine is just sitting there with its innocent smile while Microsoft execs are probably cackling in the background. "You want dark mode improvements? Sorry sweetie, we're too busy moving servers!" Meanwhile developers worldwide are collectively screaming into their mechanical keyboards. The corporate overlords have spoken - infrastructure migration trumps your pathetic feature requests! The comment at the bottom is just *chef's kiss* - even Microsoft's own acquisitions can't escape the Azure migration nightmare!