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Someone at Microsoft's German localization team had ONE job, and they decided to literally translate "Windows" to "Fenster" (German for window). Now we've got an official Microsoft documentation page listing "Fenster" as an operating system alongside macOS and Linux. The best part? It's listed TWICE in the table - once for x64 and once for AArch64/ARM64 architecture. Because if you're gonna commit to a translation blunder, you might as well do it consistently across all processor architectures. That's what I call attention to detail! Fun fact: "Fenster" is actually German for "window" (the thing in your wall), while Windows the OS is just called "Windows" in German. It's like calling macOS "Apfel OS" or Linux "Pinguin System." The German Azure docs team probably had their localization automation cranked up to 11 and nobody caught it before deployment.

The ultimate programmer dad joke! Even after getting glasses and spending hours learning C#, you still can't physically "see sharp." The language might be powerful, but it won't fix your prescription. Next time your code review fails, just blame your optometrist instead of your syntax.

Windows: "No security updates! You're vulnerable!" *checks system* Also Windows: "Hey, we've got a security update from... *checks notes*... 2025!?" Nothing says "trust our security warnings" like scheduling patches from the future. Microsoft's time machine development must be going well—shame they can't use it to make Windows actually stable. At least the cat's expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize your OS is either lying or has achieved time travel.

When the pun hits harder than the vulnerability report. A literal Firefox (the animal, not the browser) has found its way through an actual window, which is somehow still more secure than Windows Update's track record. The double meaning here is chef's kiss: Firefox the browser discovering security holes in Windows the OS, visualized by a fox literally breaching a window. It's the kind of dad joke that makes you groan and screenshot simultaneously. Fun fact: Firefox actually has discovered Windows vulnerabilities before through their bug bounty programs. Though usually they report them more discreetly than breaking and entering through your literal window frame.

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Content I use windows 11, my game crashed after few hours, plz fix KAPWING I use Ubuntu 20.04.3 LTS with mesa 21.1.5. Mv hardware is - CPU: AMD Rzen 5 5600x. GPU: RX 6800 XT, 32 GB of DDR4 RAM. Steam version of the game crashes at king's palace, when standing around 1-2 meters from kings throne and looking towards the wall. It only happens when motion blur is toggled on in options. I suspect it may be race condition ir postprocessing related to animated elements on the wall. Hi, I use arch linux with latest kernel and MESA. Intel i7 10700K and AMD RX 6900 XT 16 GB of RAM. I noticed a bug in your game - I see the acceleration of character probably does not work properly when stopping movement. Speed "winds up" when character starts moving, but when releasing movement button then character runs at full speed for like 1 more second. It appears that your game uses Unity Engine. Maybe you normalize movement vector when stopping movement after multiplying it by GetAxis instead of doing it after? BTW I run game nativelv via steam I ran your game on Linux (Kubuntu 20.04 LTS with MESA from kisak PPA) via Proton 6.13. I found item duplication bug in multiplayer mode, as I lost connection during storm while using crafting device. I received result item, but didn't lose ingredients. Did try to reproduce bug 1 more time with wireshark active and I found that no web requests were needed to create crafting resultitem. This should be removed from client side evaluation. Posted in rlinuxmasterrace by udydzio reddit