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The ultimate tech founder showdown from the future! Bill Gates innocently asks what VIBE stands for in "VIBE Coding," while Linus Torvalds, in classic Linux creator fashion, responds with a perfectly crafted acronym: "Vulnerabilities In Beta Environment." This is recursive humor at its finest—the kind that makes you snort coffee through your nose during standup. The fact that the tweets are dated 2025 adds that extra layer of "we're all beta testing the future anyway." Torvalds didn't choose the debugging life; the debugging life chose him.

The undead king of operating systems refuses to die! Windows XP, released in 2001, is somehow still commanding a higher market share (0.64%) than both Windows Vista (0.07%) and Windows 8 (0.28%) combined. That iconic blue sky and green hill background is basically the digital equivalent of a retirement home resident outliving their own children. Microsoft's engineers are somewhere crying into their keyboards while legacy systems administrators are proudly wearing their "It just works" t-shirts. The zombie OS keeps shambling along, bloody but unbowed, like Randy Marsh in South Park refusing to give up a fight. No security updates? No modern browser support? XP users: "I didn't hear no bell!"

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