I'm Still Waiting For This To Trigger...

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3 months ago 98,702 views 0 shares

I'm Still Waiting For This To Trigger...

outlook-memes, email-memes, payrise-memes, office-memes, corporate-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal optimism of a developer who set up an Outlook rule to play a celebration sound whenever they get an email with "payrise" in the subject line. That rule's been sitting there for years, collecting digital dust while management conveniently forgets to hit send on those magical words. It's like setting up a trap for a unicorn – technically possible, but we all know the odds. Meanwhile, that celebration.wav file remains the most unused asset on the entire computer.

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