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Microsoft out here trying to defend telemetry while Google's like "yeah but I only track your browsing history, search queries, location, emails, and literally everything you do online." Apple's playing the privacy card while still collecting data, just with better PR. And then there's Linux—the only one genuinely confused why anyone would even want to spy on users. The beauty here is that Linux is the kid at the party who doesn't understand why everyone else is being shady. Open source transparency hits different when you realize you can literally read the code and see there's no telemetry nonsense baked in. Meanwhile, the big three are just arguing over who's less invasive, which is like debating who's the tallest dwarf.

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Linux users when someone wants to uninstall a browser: *nuclear meltdown initiated*. Linux users when someone casually mentions nuking the bootloader: "yeah sure, go for it buddy." The duality of Linux support is genuinely hilarious. Uninstall Edge? The system treats you like you're about to delete system32. But messing with GRUB, the literal gatekeeper between your hardware and OS? Linux just shrugs with a penguin emoji. Fun fact: The bootloader is actually way more critical than Edge could ever dream of being. Without it, your computer is basically an expensive paperweight. But hey, at least you won't have to deal with Microsoft's browser anymore, right?

Content How Emoii Get Lost in Translation on Different Devices 1.583.286 visualizzazioni 28.524 I 1.852 CONDIVIDI Et SLATE Slate Pubblicato il 13 feb 2016 As more people of all ages, devices, and tech savvy adopt emojis in their texts and online messages, we must address a problem few seem to realize: Emojis look very different on different platforms. Unicode-the standard programming language that allows communication between platforms-is pretty much foolproof for text. Words are words, and there are no cross-platform kinks to work out. But when it comes to emoji characters, things get a bit trickier. Because of licensing issues, many messaging systems on different platforms must develop their own interpretations of the corresponding emoji symbols, so an emoji on an iPhone may appear very different on an Android. And let's just say the results ... vary. To get to the bottom of the cross-platform issues, we compared every single emoii on different systems and identified the biggest discrepancies between the Google, Apple, Microsoft, and Samsung sets. Watch the video above to find out just how much can be lost in emoji translation. Categoria Intrattenimento Licenza Licenza YouTube standard MOSTRA MENO ISCRIVITI 116.735

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Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."