Code At 30,000 Feet

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The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of modern tech! First frame: politely smiling through the pain as someone brags about their shiny new AI feature. Second frame: the DESPERATE PLEA that follows - "Now, show me how I disable it." Because nothing says "I trust your technology" like immediately wanting to turn it OFF! The eternal cycle of tech bros adding features nobody asked for while the rest of us frantically search for the off switch. It's not a bug, it's an unwanted feature! 💀

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Content 17h ago aCcO (ASH) there are two types of languages: hated languages languages that nobody uses 4 492 Reply 1, Share ah ago Id argue rust fits both of those categories

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution it works and lunderstand it We need to rewrite it it works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquit ESCIESCJC I don't know how to quit vi

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