Code At 30,000 Feet

Developer life Spaghetti code Coding culture Work-life balance Productivity Remote work Variable naming Airplane coding Programming anywhere Coding on the go

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Code At 30,000 Feet

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The only thing stopping me from coding at 30,000 feet is my fear of someone seeing my spaghetti code with 17 nested if-statements and variable names like temp_fix_pls_delete and idk_why_this_works. Nothing says "professional developer" like frantically Googling basic syntax while the person next to you judges your life choices. The real turbulence isn't outside the plane—it's in my codebase.

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