Code At 30,000 Feet

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand." - Martin Fowler 6:07 PM 23 Apr 21 Buffer 340 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,736 Likes Programmers who write regex: made with memadic ProarammerHumor.io

Content Things that disappear when you need them the most

Content I didn't like having to work from 9-5 every weekday, so I quit my job and became a freelancer Now I work 247

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Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Ah yes, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" defense. You set both width and height to 100%, expecting a nice square container, but CSS decided to interpret your instructions with the creativity of a malicious genie. The cat perfectly represents your code: technically fitting the specifications you wrote, but somehow achieving it in the most cursed way possible. Sure, it's 100% width and 100% height... of its parent container . Nobody said anything about maintaining aspect ratios or looking remotely normal. The real kicker? You'll close the ticket as "Works As Intended" because technically, the code is doing exactly what you told it to do. The fact that it looks like an eldritch abomination is merely a user perception issue.