Come Here, But Don't Deviate From The Path

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Come Here, But Don't Deviate From The Path

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The Linux community's split personality disorder in full display! When Windows users can't upgrade to Windows 11 because their 5-year-old CPU doesn't have TPM 2.0, Linux users are standing there with open arms and cardboard signs: "Welcome refugees!" But dare to mention you're going back to Windows (or commit the cardinal sin of preferring Ubuntu over Arch), and suddenly those same friendly faces transform into lightning-shooting judgment machines. Nothing says "freedom of choice" quite like the freedom to choose exactly what the community approves of.

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